








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 444 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 490 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4772 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,143 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6914 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5344 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5360 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2525 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,096,029 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 621 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MARKRA ★ Daggy G ★ | 53% | 45 |
| #2 | koska_ARTTUGH | 49% | 155 |
| #3 | Käyrizz | 49% | 37 |
| #4 | Tobben | 46% | 362 |
| #5 | Röörinrasvaaja | 45% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MARKRA - Lambonen | 20 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | koska_ARTTUGH | 19 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Tobben | 16 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | MARKRA - Lawnmower | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Röörinrasvaaja | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MARKRA - Lawnmower | 997 | 0.12 | 29 min |
| #2 | MARKRA - Lambonen | 472 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #3 | Han-Satori オーバーロード | 460 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #4 | Tobben | 385 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #5 | Röörinrasvaaja | 265 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MARKRA - Lawnmower | +2.14 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | nAt | +1.11 | 54 | 59 |
| #3 | Han-Satori オーバーロード | +0.91 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | MARKRA ★ Daggy G ★ | +0.15 | 43 | 61 |
| #5 | Tobben | -0.36 | 42 | 62 |





