








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 537 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3566 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1710 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1525 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1121 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 257 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,941 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | areuss | 53% | 124 |
| #2 | OG KUSH | 47% | 88 |
| #3 | Kush | 46% | 131 |
| #4 | Spacer | 45% | 29 |
| #5 | snikers:/ | 44% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | OG KUSH | 47% | 88 |
| #3 | Kush | 46% | 131 |
| #4 | Spacer | 45% | 29 |
| #5 | snikers:/ | 44% | 82 |
| #6 | m3 | 43% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kush | 44 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | snikers:/ | 34 | 0.0214 |
| #3 | areuss | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | OG KUSH | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Spacer | 6 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kush | 358 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | areuss | 288 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | OG KUSH | 199 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | m3 | 177 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | snikers:/ | 145 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crankyy | +2.39 | 79 | 48 |
| #2 | Spacer | +1.99 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | OG KUSH | +0.32 | 68 | 38 |
| #4 | areuss | +0.14 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | Kush | -1.16 | 52 | 56 |





