








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1112 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 971 | 23% |
| Smokes | 266 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 2054 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 970 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $383,960 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spacer | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | Crankyy | 44% | 82 |
| #3 | areuss | 38% | 179 |
| #4 | Kush | 38% | 160 |
| #5 | OG KUSH | 36% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Crankyy | 44% | 82 |
| #3 | areuss | 38% | 179 |
| #4 | Kush | 38% | 160 |
| #5 | OG KUSH | 36% | 89 |
| #6 | m3 | 29% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kush | 101 | 0.0337 |
| #2 | areuss | 45 | 0.0136 |
| #3 | OG KUSH | 13 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Crankyy | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Spacer | 7 | 0.0167 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kush | 427 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | areuss | 373 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | m3 | 159 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Crankyy | 130 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | OG KUSH | 121 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crankyy | +4.80 | 83 | 43 |
| #2 | Spacer | +2.62 | 66 | 53 |
| #3 | areuss | +1.92 | 73 | 48 |
| #4 | m3 | +1.68 | 77 | 55 |
| #5 | Kush | +1.18 | 60 | 50 |





