








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
551 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 155 | 13% |
| Smokes | 494 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 293 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 230 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $284,550 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ballemagi | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | PaleRider.dk | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Zer0 | 64% | 33 |
| #4 | Hangru Pikler | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | K1ngWave | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Zer0 | 64% | 33 |
| #4 | Hangru Pikler | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | K1ngWave | 56% | 32 |
| #6 | Kjoelby | 50% | 4 |
| #7 | TrEksi | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zer0 | 119 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | K1ngWave | 84 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | TrEksi | 14 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | PaleRider.dk | 13 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Hangru Pikler | 11 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PaleRider.dk | +2.89 | 83 | 29 |
| #2 | Zer0 | +2.27 | 82 | 49 |
| #3 | DIAMOND D: | +2.09 | 75 | 35 |
| #4 | Ballemagi | +2.03 | 44 | 57 |
| #5 | Kjoelby | +0.21 | 94 | 70 |





