








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,673 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 338 | 20% |
| Smokes | 538 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 325 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 472 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $173,051 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | EsbjergsTykkeBager! | 50% | 4 |
| #11 | astro | 50% | 6 |
| #12 | Prism | 42% | 19 |
| #13 | Itachje-san | 33% | 9 |
| #14 | Zengo ✞ | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prism | 7 | 0.0198 |
| #2 | astro | 4 | 0.0370 |
| #3 | wiktoooor | 2 | 0.0274 |
| #4 | EsbjergsTykkeBager! | 2 | 0.0274 |
| #5 | Molo11 | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prism | 49 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | Winspai | 41 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | Molo11 | 34 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | Zengo ✞ | 31 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #5 | astro | 19 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NifloX✵ | +7.33 | 93 | 47 |
| #2 | Molo11 | +4.43 | 84 | 51 |
| #3 | PaleRider.dk | +3.86 | 87 | 59 |
| #4 | wiktoooor | +3.84 | 82 | 64 |
| #5 | Zer0 | +3.02 | 72 | 55 |





