








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
973 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,713 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 719 | 27% |
| Smokes | 661 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 703 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 630 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $206,921 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yungmo | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Cs2Sucks | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | Kossu72 | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Cursed | 60% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yungmo | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Cs2Sucks | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | Kossu72 | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Cursed | 60% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cs2Sucks | 3 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | Cursed | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cursed | 74 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #2 | Cs2Sucks | 40 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | Kossu72 | 30 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | yungmo | 3 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPER MAX | +2.61 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | Kossu72 | +1.55 | 95 | 71 |
| #3 | Cursed | -0.60 | 67 | 55 |
| #4 | Cs2Sucks | -0.61 | 64 | 73 |
| #5 | yungmo | -3.02 | 80 | 49 |





