








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1046 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,959 | |
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4109 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6520 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4997 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5142 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5304 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,001,813 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3386 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKYTRiXSHA | 59% | 316 |
| #2 | ∧ille | 54% | 65 |
| #3 | KEIJO | 53% | 58 |
| #4 | onni^ | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKYTRiXSHA | 59% | 316 |
| #2 | ∧ille | 54% | 65 |
| #3 | KEIJO | 53% | 58 |
| #4 | onni^ | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKYTRiXSHA | 19 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | onni^ | 12 | 0.0241 |
| #3 | ∧ille | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | KEIJO | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKYTRiXSHA | 956 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #2 | KEIJO | 399 | 0.35 | 9 min |
| #3 | ∧ille | 312 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #4 | onni^ | 90 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KEIJO | +1.78 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | SKYTRiXSHA | +1.54 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | ∧ille | +1.00 | 78 | 68 |
| #4 | onni^ | +0.21 | 82 | 52 |
| #5 | Cursed | +0.14 | 67 | 63 |





