








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1183 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,308 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1045 | 32% |
| Smokes | 834 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 582 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 847 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $212,594 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -SkyDeaD.exe | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | ɪɴꜱᴛɪɴᴄᴛ | 80% | 15 |
| #3 | Silent | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | El RC | 70% | 46 |
| #5 | xyz | 67% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | El RC | 70% | 46 |
| #5 | xyz | 67% | 21 |
| #6 | B33RUS | 53% | 19 |
| #7 | 𝓐𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 ✓ | 40% | 5 |
| #8 | 4keMKT | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El RC | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | xyz | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | 4keMKT | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B33RUS | 96 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | ɪɴꜱᴛɪɴᴄᴛ | 90 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #3 | xyz | 74 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | 4keMKT | 47 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #5 | 𝓐𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 ✓ | 42 | 0.39 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | empty | +5.98 | 92 | 65 |
| #2 | -SkyDeaD.exe | +1.63 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | Silent | +1.22 | 59 | 79 |
| #4 | ɪɴꜱᴛɪɴᴄᴛ | +0.54 | 59 | 68 |
| #5 | xyz | -0.14 | 68 | 67 |





