








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2031 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 151 matches | ||
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8228 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4877 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5551 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4275 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4662 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,206,759 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 395 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ɪɴꜱᴛɪɴᴄᴛ | 61% | 79 |
| #4 | prepusucio ascendente | 60% | 73 |
| #5 | julingymer | 59% | 137 |
| #6 | Silent | 57% | 60 |
| #7 | Crislee | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -SkyDeaD.exe | +5.03 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | ?nani | +1.95 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | ɪɴꜱᴛɪɴᴄᴛ | +1.01 | 57 | 77 |
| #4 | prepusucio ascendente | +0.55 | 62 | 71 |
| #5 | julingymer | -0.07 | 67 | 50 |





