








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 131 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2399 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1733 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1780 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1590 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $454,747 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 478 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | GUS1 | 65% | 83 |
| #8 | Nagi Kun | 61% | 54 |
| #9 | BlaZe | 57% | 14 |
| #10 | Sugar #as | 54% | 13 |
| #11 | B33RUS | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓐𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 ✓ | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | GUS1 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Nagi Kun | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | xyz | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Silent | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GUS1 | 385 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | 𝓐𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 ✓ | 380 | 0.36 | 8 min |
| #3 | Nagi Kun | 231 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | xyz | 206 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #5 | Silent | 93 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4keMKT | +3.54 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | Silent | +1.67 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | Sugar #as | +1.41 | 59 | 56 |
| #4 | 𝓐𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 ✓ | +1.06 | 69 | 54 |
| #5 | GUS1 | -0.10 | 64 | 48 |





