








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3129 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1283 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1833 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1879 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2214 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $680,710 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Premier Daniel Andrews | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Felix | 60% | 91 |
| #3 | Nutout | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Mike Hunt | 57% | 37 |
| #5 | FaZe Dougy | 53% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | FaZe Dougy | 53% | 38 |
| #6 | space man | 52% | 21 |
| #7 | Abdu Rozik | 52% | 88 |
| #8 | 5:4 Reggie | 51% | 108 |
| #9 | ASK YO GIRL ABT ME | 50% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nutout | 12 | 0.0348 |
| #2 | Felix | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | 5:4 Reggie | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | ASK YO GIRL ABT ME | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Abdu Rozik | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5:4 Reggie | 219 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Abdu Rozik | 102 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | ASK YO GIRL ABT ME | 66 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mike Hunt | 66 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Felix | 65 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Felix | +1.68 | 67 | 60 |
| #2 | JesusChrist | +1.64 | 60 | 55 |
| #3 | 5:4 Reggie | +1.21 | 82 | 51 |
| #4 | FaZe Dougy | +1.12 | 66 | 33 |
| #5 | Premier Daniel Andrews | -0.78 | 67 | 22 |





