








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 129 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2356 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1885 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1468 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2841 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2790 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,459,354 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | !WaΒ‘N0X ! | 48% | 84 |
| #7 | BOT Flux | 46% | 24 |
| #8 | πππππππ | 42% | 36 |
| #9 | Sherrick | 39% | 28 |
| #10 | Purupuru Pururin Puru Pururin | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jason | 1099 | 0.29 | 22 min |
| #2 | Purupuru Pururin Puru Pururin | 252 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | πͺπ·πͺπΌπ½πͺπΌπ² | 194 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | gato de humo | 188 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | !WaΒ‘N0X ! | 177 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πππππππ | +2.08 | 69 | 67 |
| #2 | πͺπ·πͺπΌπ½πͺπΌπ² | +1.69 | 73 | 45 |
| #3 | jason | +1.15 | 76 | 49 |
| #4 | gato de humo | +0.95 | 59 | 54 |
| #5 | !WaΒ‘N0X ! | +0.90 | 35 | 60 |





