








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5979 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6562 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2568 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3241 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,255,799 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jason | 52% | 202 |
| #2 | N1kou | 49% | 73 |
| #3 | LiquidFlux | 49% | 78 |
| #4 | Purupuru Pururin Puru Pururin | 37% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jason | 52% | 202 |
| #2 | N1kou | 49% | 73 |
| #3 | LiquidFlux | 49% | 78 |
| #4 | Purupuru Pururin Puru Pururin | 37% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jason | 48 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | N1kou | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Purupuru Pururin Puru Pururin | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | LiquidFlux | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jason | 1157 | 0.28 | 23 min |
| #2 | Purupuru Pururin Puru Pururin | 429 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #3 | LiquidFlux | 202 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | N1kou | 59 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jason | +1.16 | 75 | 49 |
| #2 | gato de humo | +0.71 | 64 | 57 |
| #3 | N1kou | -0.61 | 15 | 50 |
| #4 | LiquidFlux | -1.04 | 61 | 55 |
| #5 | Purupuru Pururin Puru Pururin | -3.32 | 39 | 57 |





