








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2994 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1868 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2383 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3010 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2702 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,169,053 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GG GAMER | 50% | 229 |
| #2 | Kapper | 49% | 174 |
| #3 | hugokorsholm | 47% | 177 |
| #4 | Dragz- | 47% | 74 |
| #5 | ΛSCO❤ | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ΛSCO❤ | 46% | 26 |
| #6 | Pizza For Livet | 43% | 88 |
| #7 | chaechae❤ | 43% | 89 |
| #8 | sebber27 | 42% | 24 |
| #9 | CHIEF | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hugokorsholm | 47 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | GG GAMER | 23 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Pizza For Livet | 20 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | Dragz- | 20 | 0.0124 |
| #5 | Kapper | 18 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GG GAMER | 630 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | Kapper | 334 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | chaechae❤ | 264 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Dragz- | 144 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | hugokorsholm | 99 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GG GAMER | +1.92 | 65 | 70 |
| #2 | Kapper | +1.02 | 61 | 66 |
| #3 | Dragz- | +0.99 | 73 | 48 |
| #4 | Happy | +0.41 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | ΛSCO❤ | -0.85 | 68 | 45 |





