








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3305 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1101 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1456 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1777 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2266 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,461,190 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happy | 47% | 177 |
| #2 | Kapper | 47% | 142 |
| #3 | GG GAMER | 47% | 211 |
| #4 | Dragz- | 42% | 65 |
| #5 | Pizza For Livet | 41% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kapper | 47% | 142 |
| #3 | GG GAMER | 47% | 211 |
| #4 | Dragz- | 42% | 65 |
| #5 | Pizza For Livet | 41% | 111 |
| #6 | chaechae❤ | 34% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happy | 32 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | GG GAMER | 24 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Pizza For Livet | 17 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Dragz- | 14 | 0.0104 |
| #5 | Kapper | 13 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GG GAMER | 544 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | Happy | 366 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Kapper | 247 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | chaechae❤ | 190 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Pizza For Livet | 122 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GG GAMER | +2.13 | 66 | 70 |
| #2 | Dragz- | +1.56 | 79 | 49 |
| #3 | Kapper | +0.84 | 60 | 66 |
| #4 | Happy | +0.34 | 77 | 59 |
| #5 | chaechae❤ | -1.23 | 69 | 49 |





