








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 708 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,766 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4573 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5052 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4557 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4584 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,028,095 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Linus | 72% | 32 |
| #2 | ΛSCO❤ | 60% | 97 |
| #3 | Kapper | 52% | 276 |
| #4 | chaechae❤ | 52% | 201 |
| #5 | Happy | 50% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | hugokorsholm | 47% | 211 |
| #7 | Dragz- | 45% | 76 |
| #8 | Pizza For Livet | 41% | 126 |
| #9 | CHIEF | 41% | 34 |
| #10 | sebber27 | 38% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hugokorsholm | 61 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | Happy | 44 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Pizza For Livet | 26 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | Kapper | 25 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Dragz- | 24 | 0.0148 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chaechae❤ | 572 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | Kapper | 512 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #3 | Happy | 433 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | ΛSCO❤ | 161 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pizza For Livet | 148 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GG GAMER | +2.10 | 66 | 70 |
| #2 | Dragz- | +1.22 | 75 | 49 |
| #3 | Kapper | +0.71 | 61 | 68 |
| #4 | Happy | +0.24 | 76 | 59 |
| #5 | Linus | -0.12 | 68 | 29 |





