








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 198 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3347 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1847 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2293 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2789 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $669,714 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hardstuck silver | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Yus | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | DjThatsFresh | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | BigDawg1738 | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | Seeker | 50% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seeker | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | talktuahpodcast | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | DjThatsFresh | 6 | 0.0156 |
| #4 | YNFMB | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Yus | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hardstuck silver | +2.26 | 55 | 52 |
| #2 | Towlie | +1.48 | 48 | 37 |
| #3 | talktuahpodcast | +1.28 | 50 | 58 |
| #4 | Yus | +1.17 | 74 | 25 |
| #5 | core9 | +1.13 | 79 | 53 |





