








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,795 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1289 | 27% |
| Smokes | 952 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1435 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1119 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $440,094 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TONNI7 | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | fortnite7 | 47% | 15 |
| #3 | coke = aimbot | 46% | 85 |
| #4 | Vaist | 38% | 16 |
| #5 | Chief Beef | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | fortnite7 | 47% | 15 |
| #3 | coke = aimbot | 46% | 85 |
| #4 | Vaist | 38% | 16 |
| #5 | Chief Beef | 38% | 16 |
| #6 | PedeB<3 | 33% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coke = aimbot | 33 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | PedeB<3 | 18 | 0.0208 |
| #3 | Chief Beef | 9 | 0.0291 |
| #4 | fortnite7 | 4 | 0.0116 |
| #5 | Vaist | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coke = aimbot | 293 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | PedeB<3 | 133 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Vaist | 102 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #4 | fortnite7 | 45 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Chief Beef | 27 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TONNI7 | +3.28 | 67 | 61 |
| #2 | CL1FF | +1.63 | 55 | 61 |
| #3 | coke = aimbot | +0.42 | 63 | 72 |
| #4 | Vaist | +0.27 | 60 | 70 |
| #5 | PedeB<3 | -1.15 | 61 | 48 |





