








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1028 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4505 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4436 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3298 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3156 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3913 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,026,680 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 696 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M∀sTeʁ✘Z | 55% | 193 |
| #2 | Don Cangrejo | 55% | 53 |
| #3 | Mortaツ | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | Perro Bomba ☬ | 52% | 56 |
| #5 | ☬ TRY-HARD ☬--> | 48% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☬ TRY-HARD ☬--> | 24 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | M∀sTeʁ✘Z | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Don Cangrejo | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Mortaツ | 4 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | Perro Bomba ☬ | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M∀sTeʁ✘Z | 384 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | ☬ TRY-HARD ☬--> | 301 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Perro Bomba ☬ | 167 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Don Cangrejo | 111 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | ♛Ariel24K♛ | 107 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mortaツ | +2.47 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | eVo. Joven Charles | +2.32 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | ☬ TRY-HARD ☬--> | +1.97 | 59 | 48 |
| #4 | Perro Bomba ☬ | +1.05 | 82 | 66 |
| #5 | Don Cangrejo | -0.51 | 63 | 58 |





