








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 917 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2828 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2140 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1147 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2102 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1322 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,924,624 of utility $284 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☬ TRY-HARD ☬--> | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | 'UnaTalMaaru' | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Boxxy! | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | eVo. Joven Charles | 55% | 53 |
| #5 | ♛Ariel24K♛ | 53% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ♛Ariel24K♛ | 53% | 40 |
| #6 | FakeNine | 50% | 44 |
| #7 | ✿Genita✿ | 48% | 56 |
| #8 | M∀sTeʁ✘Z | 48% | 252 |
| #9 | DuckRB | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M∀sTeʁ✘Z | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | ☬ TRY-HARD ☬--> | 9 | 0.0152 |
| #3 | ✿Genita✿ | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | eVo. Joven Charles | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | FakeNine | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M∀sTeʁ✘Z | 425 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | eVo. Joven Charles | 179 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | ♛Ariel24K♛ | 154 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✿Genita✿ | 150 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | FakeNine | 146 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☬ TRY-HARD ☬--> | +4.01 | 69 | 53 |
| #2 | eVo. Joven Charles | +2.05 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | Don Cangrejo | +0.97 | 65 | 55 |
| #4 | FakeNine | -0.10 | 73 | 50 |
| #5 | ✿Genita✿ | -1.13 | 33 | 65 |





