








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,929 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2928 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2507 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2233 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2261 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $916,757 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pato | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | El Gorch | 65% | 108 |
| #3 | menuditohelman | 64% | 165 |
| #4 | Flavio Mendoza | 58% | 128 |
| #5 | MINGUITO | 56% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | MINGUITO | 56% | 66 |
| #6 | Huevofest32 | 55% | 76 |
| #7 | PROFESSOR_TONY | 53% | 62 |
| #8 | Pambox | 47% | 17 |
| #9 | DrKiwardo | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Gorch | 24 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | menuditohelman | 17 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | PROFESSOR_TONY | 9 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | Huevofest32 | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Flavio Mendoza | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | menuditohelman | 327 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | El Gorch | 321 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | PROFESSOR_TONY | 288 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | Huevofest32 | 278 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | Flavio Mendoza | 141 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | menuditohelman | +4.96 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | AcLi | +2.70 | 65 | 67 |
| #3 | El Gorch | +2.23 | 78 | 56 |
| #4 | Pambox | +1.57 | 74 | 21 |
| #5 | Flavio Mendoza | -0.17 | 50 | 56 |





