








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2114 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1859 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1754 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1516 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1620 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $516,617 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W4RL0RD | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | bupating | 86% | 14 |
| #3 | TaapmaN™ | 73% | 11 |
| #4 | HaVoK | 69% | 49 |
| #5 | GeNNN___ | 68% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | KANYE WASIM #جہادی زندگ | 58% | 60 |
| #11 | ✭HeLLSToRM✭ | 57% | 14 |
| #12 | RigzzY!!! | 55% | 29 |
| #13 | 🌟Ishav🌟 | 52% | 25 |
| #14 | rion | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KANYE WASIM #جہادی زندگ | 378 | 0.33 | 7 min |
| #2 | HaVoK | 131 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | 🌟Ishav🌟 | 87 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | RigzzY!!! | 74 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | _k1ll_sw1Tch_ | 59 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mammo | +4.95 | 78 | 37 |
| #2 | HaVoK | +4.04 | 89 | 75 |
| #3 | KANYE WASIM #جہادی زندگ | +3.63 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | W4RL0RD | +3.50 | 77 | 70 |
| #5 | TaapmaN™ | +3.30 | 88 | 57 |





