








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4895 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,648 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9068 | 46% |
| Smokes | 4013 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3646 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2921 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $125,898 of utility $15 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 595 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeNNN___ | 71% | 76 |
| #2 | Mammo | 64% | 58 |
| #3 | roOT | 63% | 38 |
| #4 | ✭HeLLSToRM✭ | 60% | 57 |
| #5 | L1onHertZ | 58% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mammo | 9 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | BEAST2K | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | L1onHertZ | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | ✭HeLLSToRM✭ | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | GeNNN___ | 3 | 0.0022 |





