








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1766 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 863 matches | ||
| Wingman | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




402 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10348 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9283 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8479 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6547 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,309,628 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1969 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrius Tatevičius | 49% | 899 |
| #2 | Skanūs močiutės balandėliai | 49% | 148 |
| #3 | KrabaZ | 49% | 140 |
| #4 | qMartis | 48% | 253 |
| #5 | Lord Beerus | 46% | 211 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrius Tatevičius | 49% | 899 |
| #2 | Skanūs močiutės balandėliai | 49% | 148 |
| #3 | KrabaZ | 49% | 140 |
| #4 | qMartis | 48% | 253 |
| #5 | Lord Beerus | 46% | 211 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrius Tatevičius | 99 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Lord Beerus | 23 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | qMartis | 21 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | KrabaZ | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Skanūs močiutės balandėliai | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qMartis | 691 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #2 | Skanūs močiutės balandėliai | 333 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | KrabaZ | 184 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lord Beerus | 87 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | Andrius Tatevičius | 52 | 0.00 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skanūs močiutės balandėliai | +2.98 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | Shaq McKissic | +1.12 | 48 | 60 |
| #3 | qMartis | +0.63 | 40 | 48 |
| #4 | KrabaZ | -0.20 | 25 | 44 |
| #5 | Andrius Tatevičius | -0.37 | 13 | 14 |





