








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,715 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1180 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2020 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2042 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1473 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $234,625 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrius Tatevičius | 50% | 119 |
| #2 | Lord Beerus | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | Shaq McKissic | 49% | 140 |
| #4 | qMartis | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrius Tatevičius | 50% | 119 |
| #2 | Lord Beerus | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | Shaq McKissic | 49% | 140 |
| #4 | qMartis | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaq McKissic | 47 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | Andrius Tatevičius | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | qMartis | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Lord Beerus | 3 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaq McKissic | 459 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | qMartis | 96 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Lord Beerus | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Andrius Tatevičius | 8 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaq McKissic | +1.94 | 57 | 60 |
| #2 | KrabaZ | -0.05 | 28 | 45 |
| #3 | Andrius Tatevičius | -0.49 | 9 | 16 |
| #4 | qMartis | -1.20 | 31 | 45 |
| #5 | Lord Beerus | -2.08 | 21 | 21 |





