








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 255 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2714 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1770 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2302 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2259 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1236 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $302,283 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrius Tatevičius | 50% | 237 |
| #2 | Shaq McKissic | 48% | 253 |
| #3 | Lord Beerus | 45% | 33 |
| #4 | KrabaZ | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrius Tatevičius | 50% | 237 |
| #2 | Shaq McKissic | 48% | 253 |
| #3 | Lord Beerus | 45% | 33 |
| #4 | KrabaZ | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaq McKissic | 95 | 0.0180 |
| #2 | Andrius Tatevičius | 32 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | KrabaZ | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Lord Beerus | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaq McKissic | 809 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #2 | KrabaZ | 58 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Andrius Tatevičius | 21 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #4 | Lord Beerus | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaq McKissic | +0.94 | 47 | 59 |
| #2 | qMartis | +0.72 | 42 | 49 |
| #3 | KrabaZ | +0.03 | 22 | 46 |
| #4 | Andrius Tatevičius | -0.39 | 13 | 13 |
| #5 | Lord Beerus | -2.75 | 19 | 31 |





