








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 418 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3501 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3875 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3329 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3144 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,494,199 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 971 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reggie | 51% | 102 |
| #2 | chris666 | 50% | 42 |
| #3 | SharkZA | 47% | 146 |
| #4 | roidS | 45% | 58 |
| #5 | Kobus Johannes Martinus | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reggie | 51% | 102 |
| #2 | chris666 | 50% | 42 |
| #3 | SharkZA | 47% | 146 |
| #4 | roidS | 45% | 58 |
| #5 | Kobus Johannes Martinus | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reggie | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | SharkZA | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | chris666 | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | roidS | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Kobus Johannes Martinus | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SharkZA | 357 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | chris666 | 100 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Reggie | 70 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | roidS | 58 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kobus Johannes Martinus | 54 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reggie | +2.68 | 81 | 39 |
| #2 | chris666 | +2.01 | 68 | 54 |
| #3 | 艾B00M | +0.37 | 54 | 55 |
| #4 | Kobus Johannes Martinus | -0.60 | 59 | 44 |
| #5 | roidS | -0.62 | 49 | 35 |





