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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 743 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 577 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4550 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2258 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2656 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1508 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,571,682 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prime sydney sweeney | 54% | 341 |
| #2 | roidS | 47% | 43 |
| #3 | Reggie | 44% | 59 |
| #4 | SharkZA | 43% | 42 |
| #5 | cloak | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | roidS | 47% | 43 |
| #3 | Reggie | 44% | 59 |
| #4 | SharkZA | 43% | 42 |
| #5 | cloak | 41% | 32 |
| #6 | fent | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prime sydney sweeney | 23 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | cloak | 7 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | roidS | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | fent | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Reggie | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prime sydney sweeney | 934 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #2 | SharkZA | 82 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | fent | 53 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Reggie | 44 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | roidS | 44 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reggie | +3.73 | 81 | 35 |
| #2 | cloak | +2.58 | 75 | 31 |
| #3 | prime sydney sweeney | +0.13 | 59 | 58 |
| #4 | Kobus Johannes Martinus | -0.44 | 61 | 48 |
| #5 | roidS | -1.00 | 48 | 38 |





