








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 286 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1820 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4010 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2895 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2743 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $788,394 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roidS | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | chris666 | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Reggie | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | 艾B00M | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Kobus Johannes Martinus | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 艾B00M | 396 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | chris666 | 165 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | roidS | 123 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kobus Johannes Martinus | 103 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Reggie | 98 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reggie | +4.02 | 82 | 37 |
| #2 | chris666 | +1.61 | 67 | 53 |
| #3 | Kobus Johannes Martinus | +0.38 | 63 | 40 |
| #4 | 艾B00M | +0.31 | 54 | 56 |
| #5 | roidS | -0.99 | 49 | 38 |





