








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1092 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




181 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12600 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,932 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13926 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3344 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 12054 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 6608 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,993,350 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3978 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUBBADUBBADOO | 57% | 106 |
| #2 | Ghiellie | 53% | 64 |
| #3 | Hers | 52% | 81 |
| #4 | HostileToasT | 49% | 67 |
| #5 | Jenmaster | 49% | 347 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Hers | 52% | 81 |
| #4 | HostileToasT | 49% | 67 |
| #5 | Jenmaster | 49% | 347 |
| #6 | Noobius (Pro Bottom Fragger) | 48% | 61 |
| #7 | DarkVenom | 46% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jenmaster | 17 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | RUBBADUBBADOO | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Hers | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Noobius (Pro Bottom Fragger) | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | HostileToasT | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUBBADUBBADOO | 180 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Jenmaster | 169 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #3 | Noobius (Pro Bottom Fragger) | 160 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | HostileToasT | 158 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Hers | 157 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ish Le Avocado. | +2.00 | 68 | 55 |
| #2 | Hers | +1.26 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | Ghiellie | +0.39 | 58 | 38 |
| #4 | Noobius (Pro Bottom Fragger) | -0.11 | 35 | 44 |
| #5 | HostileToasT | -0.62 | 65 | 57 |





