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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 403 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3457 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,274 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1754 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4022 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3402 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3096 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,071,551 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 431 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1opmas | 61% | 61 |
| #2 | masa | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | Röpö Kettut | 55% | 102 |
| #4 | Sakkenii | 54% | 144 |
| #5 | Markku Ohtava | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Botz Jeppe | 18 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Lalakki | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Kahvikupponen | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Sakkenii | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | hekeman | 7 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lalakki | 595 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | Kahvikupponen | 553 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | Untamo Rubbi | 315 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | Sakkenii | 303 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | Botz Jeppe | 277 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Untamo Rubbi | +4.81 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | imee | +4.64 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | Markku Ohtava | +4.52 | 89 | 62 |
| #4 | Röpö Appezz | +1.65 | 67 | 53 |
| #5 | 1opmas | +0.85 | 39 | 59 |





