








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1041 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 640 matches | ||
| Wingman | 627 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 127 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9403 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,508 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13918 | 37% |
| Smokes | 8311 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6808 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 8471 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,071,746 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 381 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Botz Jope | 52% | 151 |
| #2 | Sakkenii | 52% | 176 |
| #3 | Bahanero | 51% | 119 |
| #4 | Röpö Appezz | 49% | 130 |
| #5 | Botz Jeppe | 48% | 243 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Botz Jeppe | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Sakkenii | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Botz Jope | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Röpö Appezz | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Bahanero | 7 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Botz Jeppe | 411 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #2 | Sakkenii | 329 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Bahanero | 279 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | SAKKEZ:) | 279 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | masa | 213 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Röpö Appezz | +1.56 | 68 | 51 |
| #2 | SAKKEZ:) | +1.19 | 52 | 65 |
| #3 | Röpö Kettut | +1.10 | 49 | 53 |
| #4 | Bumbace | +0.31 | 62 | 56 |
| #5 | Botz Jope | +0.11 | 49 | 44 |





