








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 692 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 204 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3992 | 19% |
| Smokes | 8214 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 4244 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4742 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,923,452 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1876 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1opmas | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | DaVelho | 60% | 47 |
| #3 | Botz Jope | 53% | 140 |
| #4 | imee | 51% | 95 |
| #5 | Lalakki | 50% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Röpö Kettut | 705 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #2 | Bumbace | 644 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #3 | Sakkenii | 625 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #4 | SAKKEZ:) | 596 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #5 | Kahvikupponen | 435 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imee | +3.78 | 85 | 57 |
| #2 | Markku Ohtava | +3.00 | 83 | 57 |
| #3 | Röpö Appezz | +0.64 | 66 | 46 |
| #4 | Röpö Kettut | +0.00 | 42 | 51 |
| #5 | Botz Jope | -0.16 | 48 | 49 |





