








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1080 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 583 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 162 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7332 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7223 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8257 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 7125 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,529,220 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twizzton | 59% | 64 |
| #2 | ♡E⭕⃤ | 58% | 38 |
| #3 | bob4ik | 54% | 180 |
| #4 | Flumpltn | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | 𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙠𝙨𝙞 | 54% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | OzzyG | 47% | 47 |
| #9 | danus | 47% | 152 |
| #10 | -Hess hobz | 47% | 167 |
| #11 | Xardles | 46% | 54 |
| #12 | RiiZe | 45% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bob4ik | 23 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | -Hess hobz | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | danus | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Flumpltn | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Poncake | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bob4ik | 959 | 0.25 | 25 min |
| #2 | RiiZe | 649 | 0.25 | 20 min |
| #3 | -Hess hobz | 604 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #4 | MAKSI152 | 279 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | danus | 230 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RiiZe | +4.59 | 80 | 76 |
| #2 | 𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙠𝙨𝙞 | +2.30 | 81 | 79 |
| #3 | bob4ik | +0.98 | 64 | 72 |
| #4 | Twizzton | +0.45 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | -Hess hobz | +0.35 | 48 | 71 |





