








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 676 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1083 | 5% |
| Smokes | 5062 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8302 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 7028 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,572,353 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoreaDuper | 57% | 79 |
| #2 | Jusazz | 54% | 181 |
| #3 | Daryl | 50% | 759 |
| #4 | Youngstar | 46% | 90 |
| #5 | captain block <3 | 45% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Daryl | 50% | 759 |
| #4 | Youngstar | 46% | 90 |
| #5 | captain block <3 | 45% | 232 |
| #6 | Jenu | 44% | 144 |
| #7 | Beegoz | 42% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | captain block <3 | 41 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Daryl | 29 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Jusazz | 13 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | KoreaDuper | 11 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Youngstar | 5 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daryl | 1019 | 0.07 | 24 min |
| #2 | captain block <3 | 914 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #3 | Jusazz | 515 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #4 | Jenu | 197 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Youngstar | 197 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoreaDuper | +6.37 | 86 | 54 |
| #2 | Jusazz | +2.56 | 60 | 76 |
| #3 | captain block <3 | +2.07 | 69 | 70 |
| #4 | Daryl | +1.77 | 65 | 57 |
| #5 | Youngstar | -0.12 | 67 | 65 |





