Weakest Haggis Enjoyer's 2025 Leetify Recap

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Leetify Recap 2025
Top 5 Stats of 2025
Weakest Haggis Enjoyer
The Jack of All Trades
Better than 99% of Leetify users
#1
Utility
Flashbangs Leading to Kills
5%
 
Better than 87% of Leetify users
#2
Impact
Clutch Win Rate
26%
 
#3
Trades
Traded Death Opportunities
4.52
per Match
#4
Style
Airborne Kills
0.04
per Match
#5
Trades
Traded Death Attempts
91%
 

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2025 Playtime

Year in Totals

Matches Played
110
Avg Leetify User
169
Hours Played
49
Avg Leetify User
69

Matches per Month

0
Jan
0
Feb
9
Mar
15
Apr
2
May
7
Jun
16
Jul
11
Aug
19
Sep
10
Oct
9
Nov
12
Dec

Daily Activity

You play the most on Wednesdays
(0.38 Matches Per Day)
0
1
2-3
4-5
6+
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Sun
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
May
Jun
Jul
Aug
Sep
Oct
Nov
Dec
Top 5 Highlights
Glock-18 3K on Vertigo
Round 1 · 2025-07-14
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The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

Achievement Collection

Rarest
Achievement

Ancient
2025-12-07
Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky
Sneaky
Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky
Beaky Beaky Beaky
Beaky
Beaky Beaky Beaky
Defused in a 1v2
Rare
5.57%
of Leetify Users have this Achievement

Most Collected Achievement

Dust2
2025-12-18
Crushing Crushing Crushing
Crushing
Crushing Crushing Crushing
Their Morale Their Morale Their Morale
Their Morale
Their Morale Their Morale Their Morale
Won 8 rounds in a row
Uncommon
Total Collected
7

Completionist
Progress

Unlocked
23%
Locked
77%
  • Common
    28/43
  • Uncommon
    13/53
  • Rare
    9/61
  • Epic
    1/65
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Personal Bests
Nuke
2025-11-16
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
T Leetify Rating
+44.82
Personal Best
Dust2
2025-09-23
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Assists
16
Personal Best
Inferno
2025-05-31
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Leetify Rating
+21.23
Personal Best
Overpass
2025-10-11
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Bomb Plants
6
Personal Best
Vertigo
2025-12-10
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Shotgun Kills
7
Personal Best
Vertigo
2025-11-18
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Rifle Kills
26
Personal Best
Inferno
2025-09-27
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Fewest Deaths
5
Personal Best
Vertigo
2025-11-18
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Multikill Rounds
11
Personal Best
Vertigo
2025-11-18
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Kills
36
Personal Best
Dust2
2025-09-23
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Traded Deaths
7
Personal Best
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Best Ranks
Mode /> Matches Played Highest Rank />
Premier 14 matches
11,086
Competitive Vertigo 13 matchesSilver 1
Competitive Mirage 11 matchesSilver 2
Wingman 5 matchesGold Nova Master
Competitive Nuke 5 matchesSilver 1
Competitive Inferno 4 matchesSilver 1
Competitive Dust2 3 matchesSilver 1

Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps

Maps

Top 5 Maps

Nuke
24 Matches
Leetify Rating
-1.23
Win Rate
50%
Mirage
23 Matches
Leetify Rating
-0.61
Win Rate
57%
Inferno
21 Matches
Leetify Rating
+0.78
Win Rate
62%
Vertigo
19 Matches
Leetify Rating
+0.59
Win Rate
47%
Dust2
11 Matches
Leetify Rating
-0.48
Win Rate
45%

Bomb Site Totals

Total Sites Attacked
465
Avg Leetify User
452
Total Sites Defended
146
Avg Leetify User
221
Round Economy
Pistol
176 Rounds
Win Rate
50%
Avg Leetify User
51%
Better than 97% of Leetify users
Eco
75 Rounds
Win Rate
49%
Avg Leetify User
21%
Semi-Eco
157 Rounds
Win Rate
35%
Avg Leetify User
35%
Force Buy
628 Rounds
Win Rate
49%
Avg Leetify User
50%
Better than 90% of Leetify users
Full Buy
884 Rounds
Win Rate
61%
Avg Leetify User
57%
FBI Watchlist
Attention User
This is a serious message from the FBI*

Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command

Click Here

To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist

*Feathered Bird Investigators

8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...

Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?

Kills and Deaths

Year in Totals

Kills
1,397
Avg / Match
12.7
Avg Leetify User
3,044
Deaths
1,381
Avg / Match
12.6
Avg Leetify User
2,890
K/D Ratio
1.01
Avg / Match
1.01
Avg Leetify User
1.05

Weapon Kills

Your Kills
Leetify User Average

Weapon Deaths

Your Deaths
Leetify User Average

664 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz

Style Kills and Deaths
Headshots
Kills
573
Avg / Match
5.21
Deaths
632
Avg / Match
5.75
Jumpshots
Kills
4
Avg / Match
0.04
Deaths
3
Avg / Match
0.03
Noscopes
Kills
1
Avg / Match
0.01
Deaths
4
Avg / Match
0.04
Wallbangs
Kills
36
Avg / Match
0.33
Deaths
36
Avg / Match
0.33
Through Smoke
Kills
40
Avg / Match
0.36
Deaths
40
Avg / Match
0.36
While Blind
Kills
3
Avg / Match
0.03
Deaths
10
Avg / Match
0.09
Zeus
Kills
0
Avg / Match
0.00
Deaths
0
Avg / Match
0.00
Nades
Kills
7
Avg / Match
0.06
Deaths
8
Avg / Match
0.07
Knives
Kills
0
Avg / Match
0.00
Deaths
4
Avg / Match
0.04
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Pro Claimed
4 days
Pro Missed
1 day
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System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.

Well? Did you do, or did you die?

Performance

Opening Duels

Total Attempted
521
Avg / Match
4.7
Avg Leetify User
570
51%
9%
39%
Opening Duels Won
Opening Duels Lost
(Traded)
Opening Duels Lost
(Untraded)

Multikills

347
Total Multikills
Avg / Match
3.15
Avg Leetify User
495
256
Total 2Ks
Avg / Match
2.33
Avg Leetify User
362
69
Total 3Ks
Avg / Match
0.63
Avg Leetify User
106
22
Total 4Ks
Avg / Match
0.20
Avg Leetify User
21
0
Total 5Ks
Avg / Match
0.000
Avg Leetify User
2

Clutches

Better than 87% of Leetify users
All Clutches
Win Rate
26%
54
155
Won
Lost
1v1
Win Rate
61%
33
21
Won
Lost
1v2
Win Rate
20%
14
56
Won
Lost
1v3
Win Rate
9%
4
40
Won
Lost
Better than 99% of Leetify users
1v4
Win Rate
11%
3
25
Won
Lost
1v5
Win Rate
0%
0
13
Won
Lost

The System has registered 1,182 total utility used this year.

Nades

Nades Thrown

Util TypeAmount Thrown% of Util
Flashes 40534%
Smokes 15513%
HE Grenades 23920%
Molotovs 38332%

Nade Stats (Average per Nade)

Molotovs

Damage
2.88
Team Damage
0.75

HE

Damage
6.98
Team Damage
0.35

Flashes

Enemies Flashed
0.35
Friends Flashed
0.60
Blind
Time
2.3 sec
FBI Watchlist
Attention User
This is a serious message from the FBI*

Our logs show you have wasted $333,626 of utility $174 per round

Click Here

To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist

*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)

Total Time Blinded
You were blinded for
0.21 hours
Total Enemy Blinded
You blinded your enemies for
0.13 hours

Chat activity report generated...

You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)

Big Yapper

These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!

*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

Your Top Carries

  1. [ #1 ]
    Blame Hoffman
    Leetify Rating
    +2.11
    K/D Ratio
    1.15
  2. [ #2 ]
    live
    Leetify Rating
    +0.21
    K/D Ratio
    1.02
  3. [ #3 ]
    Tenderloin
    Leetify Rating
    -0.05
    K/D Ratio
    0.96

Every great player needs a great crew and these 5 have your back

Best Friend
live
Win Rate
51%
Matches Played
65
PosPlayer
Win Rate
Matches Played
#1
live
51% 65
#2
Blame Hoffman
51% 67
#3
Tenderloin
44% 45

These 5 are built for vibes, not victory

Worst Friend
Tenderloin
Win Rate
44%
Matches Played
45
PosPlayer
Win Rate
Matches Played
#1
live
51% 65
#2
Blame Hoffman
51% 67
#3
Tenderloin
44% 45

Terrible luck, but great company

Attempted Murder
Blame Hoffman
Total Team Kills
13
Per Round
0.0103
PosPlayer
Total Team Kills
Per Round
#1
Blame Hoffman
13 0.0103
#2
live
11 0.0089
#3
Tenderloin
7 0.0079

These friends flash first and apologise later

Friendly Flasher
Blame Hoffman
Times Flashed
305
Per Round
0.24
Flash Duration
7 min
PosPlayer
Times Flashed
Per Round
Flash Duration
#1
Blame Hoffman
305 0.24 7 min
#2
live
98 0.08 2 min
#3
Tenderloin
30 0.03 1 min

Skill issue? This bunch has never heard of her

Local Legend
Blame Hoffman
Leetify Rating
+2.11
Aim Rating
59
Utility Rating
55
PosPlayer
Leetify Rating
Aim Rating />
Utility Rating />
#1
Blame Hoffman
+2.11 59 55
#2
live
+0.21 55 31
#3
Tenderloin
-0.05 20 26
#4
Weakest Haggis Enjoyer
-0.30 23 27
Players Encountered
Unique Players Encountered
713
Leetify Users
26
Leetify Staff
0
Pro Players
0
Cheaters
5
Leetify Recap 2025

Weakest Haggis Enjoyer Leetify Recap 2025 CS2

Best Rank
Premier
Matches Played
14
Rank
11,086
Leetify Rating
-0.30
Win Rate
52%
Matches Played
110
Total Hours
49

Top Allstar.gg Highlight

#1
Glock-18 4K on Ancient
Round 13 · 2025-08-15

Friends

Top Carry
Blame Hoffman
Leetify Rating
+2.11
K/D Ratio
1.15
Best Friend
live
Win Rate
51%
Matches Played
65
Local Legend
Blame Hoffman
Leetify Rating
+2.11
Aim Rating
59
Utility Rating
55
Attempted Murder
Blame Hoffman
Total Team Kills
13
Per Round
0.0103
Worst Friend
Tenderloin
Win Rate
44%
Matches Played
45
Friendly Flasher
Blame Hoffman
Times Flashed
305
Per Round
0.24
Flash Duration
7 min

2025 Leetify Identity

The Jack of All Trades
Top 5 Stats of 2025
Top 1% of Leetify users
#1
Utility
Flashbangs Leading to Kills
5%
 
Top 13% of Leetify users
#2
Impact
Clutch Win Rate
26%
 
#3
Trades
Traded Death Opportunities
4.52
per Match
#4
Style
Airborne Kills
0.04
per Match
#5
Trades
Traded Death Attempts
91%
 

Personal Bests

Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
T Leetify Rating
+44.82
Personal Best
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Assists
16
Personal Best
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Leetify Rating
+21.23
Personal Best

Most Played Map

Nuke
Matches Played
24
Leetify Rating
-1.23
Win Rate
50%

Chat

Messages Typed
14
Favorite Word
get leetify

Weapons Breakdown

Total Kills
1,397
Total Deaths
1,381
Weapons Breakdown
Your Kills
Your Deaths
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