








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2835 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,357 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 302 | 5% |
| Smokes | 3328 | 52% |
| HE Grenades | 1444 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1283 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $439,303 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aerium<3 | 49% | 179 |
| #2 | Haruda | 47% | 138 |
| #3 | TundeR | 45% | 213 |
| #4 | Escudo | 41% | 37 |
| #5 | Renu Cacciatore | 40% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Escudo | 41% | 37 |
| #5 | Renu Cacciatore | 40% | 241 |
| #6 | reuben | 38% | 56 |
| #7 | pablo | 36% | 28 |
| #8 | Kela™ Platinum® Asiakas nro 1 | 32% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TundeR | 33 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Renu Cacciatore | 14 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Haruda | 12 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Aerium<3 | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | pablo | 4 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haruda | 226 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | TundeR | 163 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | reuben | 132 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kela™ Platinum® Asiakas nro 1 | 66 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Renu Cacciatore | 33 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pablo | +13.42 | 91 | 41 |
| #2 | reuben | +1.97 | 50 | 44 |
| #3 | Luckyfox_1 | +1.95 | 36 | 28 |
| #4 | Haruda | -0.97 | 12 | 47 |
| #5 | Aerium<3 | -2.36 | 31 | 6 |





