








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 102 | 27% |
| Smokes | 94 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 122 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 57 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $66,455 of utility $14 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aerium<3 | 43% | 109 |
| #2 | Haruda | 42% | 105 |
| #3 | TundeR | 41% | 132 |
| #4 | Luckyfox_1 | 40% | 241 |
| #5 | Escudo | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | TundeR | 41% | 132 |
| #4 | Luckyfox_1 | 40% | 241 |
| #5 | Escudo | 37% | 19 |
| #6 | reuben | 30% | 23 |
| #7 | Kela™ Platinum® Asiakas nro 1 | 22% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TundeR | 23 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Haruda | 11 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Luckyfox_1 | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Aerium<3 | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Escudo | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haruda | 177 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | TundeR | 97 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Luckyfox_1 | 74 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | reuben | 56 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kela™ Platinum® Asiakas nro 1 | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luckyfox_1 | +2.75 | 38 | 27 |
| #2 | reuben | +1.28 | 49 | 44 |
| #3 | Haruda | -1.10 | 13 | 44 |
| #4 | TundeR | -2.59 | 8 | 37 |
| #5 | Renu Cacciatore | -2.59 | 16 | 8 |





