








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1125 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,800 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1173 | 31% |
| Smokes | 215 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 1091 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1321 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $205,270 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Escudo | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | Aerium<3 | 52% | 81 |
| #3 | TundeR | 51% | 87 |
| #4 | Luckyfox_1 | 47% | 138 |
| #5 | Renu Cacciatore | 42% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | TundeR | 51% | 87 |
| #4 | Luckyfox_1 | 47% | 138 |
| #5 | Renu Cacciatore | 42% | 105 |
| #6 | Kela™ Platinum® Asiakas nro 1 | 41% | 27 |
| #7 | reuben | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TundeR | 10 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Renu Cacciatore | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Luckyfox_1 | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Kela™ Platinum® Asiakas nro 1 | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Escudo | 2 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TundeR | 62 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | Kela™ Platinum® Asiakas nro 1 | 44 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Luckyfox_1 | 39 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #4 | reuben | 31 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Renu Cacciatore | 16 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luckyfox_1 | +3.52 | 35 | 28 |
| #2 | reuben | +0.18 | 57 | 36 |
| #3 | Haruda | -0.67 | 13 | 46 |
| #4 | Aerium<3 | -1.73 | 34 | 5 |
| #5 | TundeR | -1.79 | 7 | 37 |





