








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 560 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5656 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2747 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3654 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1939 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1835 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,467,966 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | viper | 51% | 68 |
| #11 | Sabio | 51% | 111 |
| #12 | SpecOPS Ultra | 50% | 238 |
| #13 | SpeedyRogue | 50% | 64 |
| #14 | $l@yer13 | 47% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpecOPS Ultra | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | GHOST | 9 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Sabio | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Shiftwalker Teja | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Wade Wilson | 7 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpecOPS Ultra | 590 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | GHOST | 272 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Shiftwalker Teja | 265 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | $l@yer13 | 202 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | _Ex6TenZ_ | 174 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HughJass | +2.66 | 85 | 48 |
| #2 | _SuperPotato_ | +2.57 | 85 | 51 |
| #3 | Sabio | +2.08 | 87 | 60 |
| #4 | sabka malik ek | +1.79 | 88 | 56 |
| #5 | GHOST | +0.32 | 71 | 62 |





