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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1265 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 968 | 21% |
| Smokes | 967 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 877 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1908 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,443,938 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1377 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | DopE | 59% | 54 |
| #8 | Cig | 59% | 68 |
| #9 | Stain | 56% | 41 |
| #10 | b0xf1sh | 53% | 79 |
| #11 | Biff | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rupan | 563 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #2 | Cig | 536 | 0.38 | 10 min |
| #3 | LiveNLetDie | 370 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #4 | NAF | 322 | 0.35 | 9 min |
| #5 | Stain | 141 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doc | +3.40 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | NAF | +3.03 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | ✪ Kebab | +2.93 | 72 | 27 |
| #4 | Cig | +2.81 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | Rupan | +2.72 | 86 | 60 |





