








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,298 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2525 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3271 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2127 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2375 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $523,430 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 419 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vini | 85% | 13 |
| #2 | Nizin Bilau SKINS | 78% | 18 |
| #3 | Default ks | 68% | 110 |
| #4 | Nameless ;) | 68% | 40 |
| #5 | MOXQUITO | 59% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | BRUXO | 57% | 63 |
| #8 | EldritchBoo | 57% | 140 |
| #9 | ticoliRo | 49% | 35 |
| #10 | Alegro | 46% | 13 |
| #11 | Grimpão | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StreakeDu | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Default ks | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | ticoliRo | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | EldritchBoo | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | BRUXO | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Default ks | 322 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | EldritchBoo | 268 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | StreakeDu | 245 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | MOXQUITO | 184 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | BRUXO | 96 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vini | +7.22 | 78 | 56 |
| #2 | MOXQUITO | +3.40 | 78 | 55 |
| #3 | Kaka | +2.54 | 68 | 65 |
| #4 | Nameless ;) | +1.69 | 45 | 62 |
| #5 | ticoliRo | +1.10 | 60 | 63 |





