








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 331 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,294 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4117 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3273 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2661 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3243 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $837,262 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TLOUU | 57% | 114 |
| #2 | FullFocus キラー | 57% | 111 |
| #3 | ♛ Ataru ♚ | 56% | 73 |
| #4 | de_lake | 50% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TLOUU | 57% | 114 |
| #2 | FullFocus キラー | 57% | 111 |
| #3 | ♛ Ataru ♚ | 56% | 73 |
| #4 | de_lake | 50% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_lake | 23 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | FullFocus キラー | 23 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | TLOUU | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | ♛ Ataru ♚ | 6 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_lake | 395 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | ♛ Ataru ♚ | 341 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #3 | FullFocus キラー | 312 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | TLOUU | 293 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FullFocus キラー | +4.00 | 87 | 54 |
| #2 | ♛ Ataru ♚ | +0.70 | 70 | 68 |
| #3 | Harius | -0.18 | 59 | 74 |
| #4 | TLOUU | -0.44 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | de_lake | -0.55 | 55 | 62 |





