








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 771 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 187 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2328 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1778 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2991 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1929 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,108,692 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FullFocus キラー | 53% | 221 |
| #2 | ♛ Ataru ♚ | 52% | 127 |
| #3 | Harius | 50% | 136 |
| #4 | TLOUU | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FullFocus キラー | 53% | 221 |
| #2 | ♛ Ataru ♚ | 52% | 127 |
| #3 | Harius | 50% | 136 |
| #4 | TLOUU | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FullFocus キラー | 55 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | Harius | 24 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | ♛ Ataru ♚ | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | TLOUU | 7 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harius | 651 | 0.24 | 17 min |
| #2 | FullFocus キラー | 414 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | ♛ Ataru ♚ | 394 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | TLOUU | 85 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FullFocus キラー | +5.00 | 86 | 51 |
| #2 | ♛ Ataru ♚ | +0.72 | 69 | 64 |
| #3 | Harius | +0.05 | 59 | 73 |
| #4 | TLOUU | -0.94 | 80 | 49 |
| #5 | de_lake | -1.16 | 56 | 62 |





