








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2374 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1522 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1360 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1404 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1495 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $754,703 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harius | 17 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | FullFocus キラー | 8 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | de_lake | 7 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | miki | 7 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | ♛ Ataru ♚ | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harius | 684 | 0.28 | 18 min |
| #2 | miki | 318 | 0.37 | 7 min |
| #3 | ♛ Ataru ♚ | 212 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | FullFocus キラー | 144 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | de_lake | 139 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FullFocus キラー | +4.12 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | TLOUU | +1.62 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | ♛ Ataru ♚ | +0.63 | 69 | 72 |
| #4 | Harius | -0.17 | 59 | 73 |
| #5 | miki | -0.49 | 60 | 58 |





