








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,343 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1418 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1289 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1053 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 583 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $420,694 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☺BadPlayers☺ | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Crazyfefe | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Apane | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | BlackShawns | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | e_kebab | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saulc weeb | +2.66 | 48 | 70 |
| #2 | ☺BadPlayers☺ | +2.31 | 40 | 62 |
| #3 | BlackShawns | +1.00 | 53 | 36 |
| #4 | Crazyfefe | -1.27 | 60 | 16 |
| #5 | e_kebab | -1.94 | 48 | 48 |





