








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 635 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6827 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,802 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11121 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9187 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9201 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 9293 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,265,539 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1562 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | General | 62% | 266 |
| #2 | wadiyatalkinabeet | 62% | 77 |
| #3 | 1ntz3 | 59% | 408 |
| #4 | Proxtor | 58% | 72 |
| #5 | Lukoni7 | 57% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | General | 62% | 266 |
| #2 | wadiyatalkinabeet | 62% | 77 |
| #3 | 1ntz3 | 59% | 408 |
| #4 | Proxtor | 58% | 72 |
| #5 | Lukoni7 | 57% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1ntz3 | 11 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Lukoni7 | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | wadiyatalkinabeet | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | General | 5 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1ntz3 | 1199 | 0.14 | 32 min |
| #2 | Lukoni7 | 1039 | 0.21 | 30 min |
| #3 | General | 701 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| #4 | wadiyatalkinabeet | 214 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Proxtor | 153 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wadiyatalkinabeet | +3.22 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | General | +2.50 | 92 | 70 |
| #3 | Proxtor | +1.98 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | Lukoni7 | +1.76 | 80 | 73 |
| #5 | 1ntz3 | +0.97 | 90 | 60 |





