








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 679 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3308 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,115 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2278 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2716 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2397 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2724 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $708,410 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1ntz3 | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | General | 66% | 61 |
| #3 | Kw49 | 62% | 77 |
| #4 | OnyX | Sloth | 62% | 108 |
| #5 | Lukoni7 | 60% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lukoni7 | 687 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #2 | OnyX | Sloth | 553 | 0.27 | 16 min |
| #3 | Kw49 | 397 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #4 | -Dinked | 280 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | Proxtor | 209 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wadiyatalkinabeet | +4.38 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | General | +2.38 | 93 | 73 |
| #3 | Lukoni7 | +1.29 | 77 | 72 |
| #4 | OnyX | Sloth | +1.05 | 84 | 71 |
| #5 | Proxtor | +0.95 | 79 | 64 |





