








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 487 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 475 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6075 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4575 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3872 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4587 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5034 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,228,576 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 441 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wadiyatalkinabeet | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | General | 65% | 267 |
| #3 | Lukoni7 | 62% | 99 |
| #4 | Kw49 | 59% | 408 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wadiyatalkinabeet | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | General | 65% | 267 |
| #3 | Lukoni7 | 62% | 99 |
| #4 | Kw49 | 59% | 408 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kw49 | 20 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | General | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Lukoni7 | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | wadiyatalkinabeet | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kw49 | 1719 | 0.19 | 41 min |
| #2 | General | 697 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| #3 | Lukoni7 | 475 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #4 | wadiyatalkinabeet | 98 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wadiyatalkinabeet | +3.28 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | General | +2.73 | 93 | 70 |
| #3 | Lukoni7 | +1.29 | 80 | 72 |
| #4 | 1ntz3 | +1.07 | 90 | 60 |
| #5 | Kw49 | -1.21 | 68 | 70 |





