








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1086 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1523 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1008 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1035 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $236,653 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ticczy | 91% | 11 |
| #2 | Ke0 | 88% | 8 |
| #3 | KZ | 86% | 7 |
| #4 | sAGITTA.wOw | 74% | 23 |
| #5 | CEO Murda/23 | 67% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W4NTED | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | runic00 | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kiiremini tra | +4.04 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | CEO Murda/23 | +3.28 | 63 | 66 |
| #3 | sAGITTA.wOw | +2.72 | 57 | 78 |
| #4 | Chops | +2.61 | 75 | 70 |
| #5 | Ke0 | +1.15 | 82 | 66 |





